assume:

you’re as irrelevant as “ueue” in the word “queue”

deair:

finishing my cereal before it gets soggy is the most stressful thing in life

loserslol:

once, I went to grab my fish and pet it but it flipped out my hands and landed on the floor and from 4 years on… i still haven’t found the dead fish in my room!

nunderwater:

kids that mix their play-doh colors are the reason global warming exists

i was crying in art class today and this girl was all “why are you crying?” and i didnt really wanna answer and we sorta know each other so i was all “why arent YOU crying?” and then she looked at me and ACTUALLY sTARTED TO CRY  I just?? wAS NOT PREPARED FOR THAT